In case you couldn't tell, this movie is about me, McConadilla. I gotta train my meatbag - a dude named Henry Simms - to stop being a snivelin' loser. He's one of them typical “creative types” you find in West Hills, Cali-for-ni-a. Poor guy had a messed up childhood, and now… well, let’s just say before I came along, his datin' profile headline said “agreeable man with a boyhood innocence” and the dumbass wondered why his sheets were always dry. Anyway, this flick has it all - gangsters, romance, buds doin' bro stuff, knives, interior/exterior scenes, guts, and an ending. Clearly I'm biased, so don't take my word for it. Click here and we'll let you know when I'm available for Purchasin'.